Reblogged from coolarmin

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

Reblogged from planetsoda

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Reblogged from krnunz

fstw:

If Jonah hill looked you dead in the eyes and told you he wanted to beat that pussy up would you let him

Reblogged from iamnotapill

straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

Reblogged from thefuuuucomics

themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

 [here]

THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

Reblogged from thefuuuucomics
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

put it… put it on your dick…

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

put it… put it on your dick…

Reblogged from memewhore

vinebox:

IM WEAK

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

Reblogged from velvetthead

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

Reblogged from thefuuuucomics

im gretchen and sometimes im funny