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spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier)

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ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

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theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

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badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi)

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onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

(Source: onlylolgifs)

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babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

(Source: sobwanking-archive)

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forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

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Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins, 1964.

Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins, 1964.

(Source: lejazzhot)

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pleasecornetobrazil:

pleasecornetobrazil:

I’m not high mom, I’m just happy.

Happy I blazed that dank ass weed.

(Source: ashlandrenee)

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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
image

(Source: cyberfricking)

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niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

im gretchen and sometimes im funny