oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

huntail:

catpuppys:

this guy could be the last airbender tbh

he can airbend me over a table

(Source: xoxotillweoverdosexo)

rainbow-ashe:

theanti90smovement:

mom dad im in love with a robot 

the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

paego:

animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

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gamzeemakara:

one time my friend was here and she wanted to hold sebastian and so i let her. this is the first thing he did. where is he going? no one will ever know…..

rubysommer:

What the hell LMFAO

(Source: mustyballsack)

rabioheab:

i always wonder what dogs think computers are

(Source: memewhore)

(Source: memewhore)

(Source: hooddoggy)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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